Today, on this holy day of August 17th, of the year of our Lord 2015, brought much happiness to this fat man. Not only did this jubilation extend across my ever growing waist, but it has brought joy to the heart of many across our great nation of the United States.
Why is today such a good day? Because of Blue Bell Ice Cream...plain and simply put...because of them. Yes, Blue Bell caused many people to see the world in a better light. The sky is brighter today. Birds are chirping louder...probably because it is really hot and they are too tired to fly to water here in Houston, but those chirps are louder. People are speaking with smiles on their faces and love in their hearts.
Why did Blue Bell do to cause such a shift in personality of many? They did this:
